I...Me...Myself

A candid interview with me interviewing myself

· Are you a male or a female? Male

· What is the earliest memory you have? Falling asleep in the school bus and then waking up to find an old toothless man sitting next to me. The driver had to take the bus back to the school to drop me. From that day onwards he made sure that I get off the bus before he goes any further. I was in 2^nd or 3^rd grade back then. I still remember that I started crying when the toothless old man smiled and I saw that he had no teeth. That freaked me out!!!

· Ever been bald: Yes

· Smoked a cigarette? Yes

· When was the first time you smoked? When I was 15

· Smoked a cigar? Yep, prefer them to cigarettes

· Made out with a member of the same sex? Nope (Hell No!!!)

· Crashed a friend's car? No. But I crashed my nana’s car once.

· Stolen a car? Nope. But managed to open one without a key.

· Been in love? Yes

· First love/ crush? When I was in 3^rd grade I fell in love with my class teacher. Then in 4^th grade again I fell in love with another teacher. The whole class was crazy about her. I wanted to marry her and even told her to wait till I get older so that we can get married.

· Been chased by a girl ever? Yes. Was stalked by one in 6^th grade. She wanted to marry me someday.

· Been dumped? kind of

· Shoplifted? Yes. (but never caught).

· When was the last time you shoplifted: Some chocolates from a supermart.

· Been fired? Nope! Not yet.

· Been in a fist fight? yes

· Snuck out of the house? Lots of nights with friends to booze, have dinner or just for a drive.

· Had feelings for someone who did not have them back? several times

· Been arrested? Nope

· Made out with a stranger? kind of, it was at a club and u know, shit happens

· Gone on a blind date? no

· Lied to a friend? yeah

· Had a crush on a teacher? Yes…many

· Skipped school? Yup.

· Seen someone die? Yes

· Been on a plane? Yup

· Thrown up in a bar? No

· Taken painkillers? Yeah

· Love someone or miss someone right now? yeah

· Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes

· Made a snow angel? Tried to make one on grass

· Played dress up? No

· Cheated while playing a game? Yes. Used to bully other kids who protested.

· Been lonely? Yes, mostly all the time in the last 3-4 years.

· Fallen asleep at work/school? yep

· Used a fake id? Never needed it. Money always worked instead of that.

· Felt an earthquake? Yeah

· Touched a snake? No

· Kissed a Frog? No

· Been suspended from school? Yes

· Had detention? No, we didn't have detention at my school

· Hated the way you look? Not really

· Witnessed a crime? Yes

· Pole danced? Yes

· Questioned your heart? Yes

· Been lost? several times, but with my amazing sense of direction always found a way out.

· Been to the opposite side of the country? Not to the exact opposite. But somewhere close to it.

· Cried yourself to sleep? Not anymore

· Played cops and robbers? Yes

· Sung karaoke? Once

· Done something you told yourself you would never do? Yeah

· Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? yup

· Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No

· Kissed in the rain? No. but I would like to.

· Sang in the shower? A lot

· Had a dream that you married someone? Yes

· Glued your hand to something? Actually one finger to another with fevi-quick. Was trying to confirm their ad about “CHUTKI MEIN FIX KARDE”.

· Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? nope

· Worn the opposite sex's clothes? Yes, my mother used to make me wear a frock and to torture me years later she showed me photographs of it.

· Been a cheerleader? nope, never wanted to be one

· Sat on a rooftop? Yep and fallen down too.

· Didn’t take a shower for a week? Yes

· Are you scared to watch scary movies alone? No

· Played chicken? No

· Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes, fell in myself without looking.

· Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yes and cute too. (Shyly)

· Broken a bone? No, but dislocated a couple.

· Been easily amused? Most of the time I’m amused to DEATH

· Laughed so hard you cried? Yes

· Cried so hard you laughed? I think so

· Mooned/flashed someone? Nope, not yet atleast.

· Cheated on a test? HELL yeah

· Forgotten someone's name? Yeah, especially if they have generic names. It happens a lot when I meet someone whom I have no clue I have ever met and they meet me as long lost friends.

· Slept, naked? Yes

· Gone skinny-dipping in a pool? Not in a pool but in a River yes.

· Been kicked out of your house? Walked out 4 times in protest.

· Ever stolen money from a purse? yes from my dads wallet.

· Ever wish you were born somewhere else? No

मोक्ष...मुक्ति...निर्वाण

Look what an unlimited internet connection and a some free time can do to you!!

I started to write my own blog.....!!!

Some people say that you learn the Meaning Of Life as you get old....some say that you learn the Meaning Of Life when a particular incident changes your life forever and then some say that life has no meaning at all...you just live it dealing with watever is coming your way.

Iam trying to...but i just cant be at Peace With Myself!!!